Salesman:This computer will
cut your workload by 50%.
Chimpu:That sounds great,
I will take two of them 100% work load reduction.

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Chimpu to his wife:  I Never Want To Have Kids from you,
Wife: but why Darling?
It takes 9 Months To Download' Your bandwidth sucks !

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Compromising with the wife does not mean that you are wrong & ur wife is right.

It only means that the safety of your head is much more imp than your ego!

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